Oh Eugene, you’re so scalene. And Frederick, you’ve gained a little weight and you’re looking a little isosceles lately. Who told me that? Oh you know, that righty did, Geoffrey. No matter what your feelings are over which type of triangle is the best kind, you’ll always know their real names. PS, the best type of triangle is isosceles.

Why Choose a Crazy Dog T-shirt?

We have searched far and wide for the perfect t shirts for our fans and customers! We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on. All of our tees are screen printed in the U.S. We pride ourselves in high quality and want our t-shirts to be the first out of your drawer every time!

Do you suffer from lack of conversation starters?

Well suffer no more! Our funny tees are the perfect gift ideas whether it’s for a Christmas gift, birthday present or any other occasion that you will get a laugh.

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Some more important facts about Crazy Dog T-shirts.

– Our tees are high quality and slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on. – Our shirts are professionally screen printed in the United States. It’s made to last! – Our designs are exclusive and only sold by Crazy Dog T-shirts.

Consider buying 2+ tees.

We offer great discounts on our funny shirts. The more you buy, the more you save. Be sure to check out our promotions. If you want a different color or don’t see a size you like please let us know. We may have it available. If you wear one of our tees you are sure to be told over